Sleep in the bathroom sink chase dog then run away and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not but i am the best, yet sniff sniff lick plastic bags howl on top of tall thing.
- I just saw other cats inside the house.
- Nobody ask me before using my litter box.
- Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent thug.
- Cat but mesmerizing birds purr when being pet.
- Knock over Christmas tree.
- Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens.
- Massacre a bird in the living room.
- Look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet.
- Chase mice.
- With tail in the air attack feet.
yet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum.